Wednesday, March 22, 2017


He's Dead Jim! Londonistan Edition (Terrorist Was Abu Izzadeen aka Trevor Brooks) (Update: Wrong! Izzadeen in Jail)
(update Terrorist Identified as Khalid Masood)
(01:00PM)

Here is the an image of the terrorist who attacked London today, Killing 3 including one police officer and injuring 20.


Reports that his name is Ivan Andropov could not be confirmed. But I'm farily certain it's the Russians.

Update: The murdering terrorist is Abu Izzadeen. One of Anjem Choudary's best known followers.



He should NEVER have been free to murder people.

Update: It took this to remove Abu Izzadeen from Twittter.


Update: Just to give you an idea how long Jawa Report had known Abu Izzadeen was a terrorist.

Feb 8, 2007: Abu Izzadeen Arrested: British Muslims Seethe, Threaten.

That's 10 flipping years we've been tolerant of his "beliefs".

Update: Confirmed by channel4.


Update: Well a fine mess that was. It appears Trevor Brooks is in jail.


The dead terrorist does resemble Izzadeen. When Channel4 said it was him I figured it was.

Anyway when we get more information, we'll update for sure who it was.

More here from Heavy.com.

Despite media reports to the contrary, a radical Muslim convert is not the suspect in a terror attack in London that left at least four dead and 20 people injured, the BBC confirmed.

Some reports from media outlets accused, Abu Izzadeen, born Trevor Brooks, a known member of a British Muslim organization that was banned by the U.K., of being the assailant killed by police after the attack. However, ABC in Europe Producer Rym Momtaz reported that Izzadeen remains in jail for his past transgressions related to terrorism. The BBC later confirmed he remains in prison, as did Channel 4, a British TV news outlet among those to name Izzadeen as the terrorist.

Izzadeen was sentenced in January 2016 to two years in prison.

So in theory he's in jail. But its been more than half the two years. He could also be out or on conditional release. We'll update as soon as we know.

Update: More at Town Hall via The Counter Extremism Project.

Update: The police officer who gave his life defending the UK was..


Now four victims have died, excluding the terrorist. Now reports of 40 injured.


Update: Dead terrorist is 52 year old Khalid Massod.


:: Comments left behind ::

Unfortunately, that waste of humanity is still alive. Meanwhile a police officer who was stabbed has died from his wounds.

I propose they give this "Asian" a proper burial. Alive. In a steel cage. At the bottom of the Thames river. He can feed the fishes.

:: Gork March 22, 2017 01:10 PM

Telegraph said he's dead.

:: Odie Wan Kenodie March 22, 2017 01:29 PM

You forgot to add the standard breaking news; "Police are still trying to determine a motive. His neighbours said he was always a polite young man dedicated to his religion. It has been suggested he may have had a mental disorder."

:: aussietrev March 22, 2017 02:48 PM

somewhat relieved the truck did not blow up
but it doesn't really have to.  He made is point:
London is theirs now.





:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder March 22, 2017 03:23 PM

"Well, He's dead Jim....who ever the fuck he was."

:: obsidian March 22, 2017 04:06 PM

If that ain't Izzy, the ugly bastard has a gawd damned twin.

:: Spiny Norman March 22, 2017 07:55 PM

Maybe....It don't make you want to Rock N Roll.......When you listen to Mohammad's Radio....It make you want to Chop Heads, Do Some Man Burning, Stabbing, and Killing......Generally make all around you Miserable.....It what make Mohammad happy..

:: KIM March 23, 2017 11:47 AM


Fake Fake Hate Crime (09:09AM)

A "Trump supporter" chiding "Trump supporters" for hating Jews like himself, painted swastikas on his own house in an act of self hate.

But hey it got him on Tee Vee.Police arrested a Schenectady, N.Y., man for spray painting his house with swastikas and lying to police about it Monday.

Andrew King, 54, now faces charges for falsely reporting a crime to the police, reports NewYorkUpstate.com.

Update: Turns out King is not Jewish, though he tried to convert to Judaism, the Jews didn't want him.

Those who know King told me a crazy story that the devout Andrew King is not even Jewish

They say he tried to convert several times but was turned down by at least two congregations.

They strongly cautioned me that Mr. King does not represent the Jewish community and that his actions could do more harm.

You’d think the story would end here, but it doesn’t.

King now claims he got these two black eyes from police officers who arrested him on charges that he harassed a county employee.

Hat Tip: Yaeli.

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Another victim.


Of the public school system.

:: Kafiroon March 22, 2017 09:42 AM

And it turns out, he isn't Jewish at all, just claimed to be.

:: Yaeli March 22, 2017 11:47 AM

I'm not sure exactly what the fuck happened but Hurrah I think.

:: obsidian March 22, 2017 04:08 PM

I hope they lubed the endo tube with bacon grease.

:: epador March 23, 2017 09:13 AM

Well, dang, that ended up on the wrong thread. But hey, this dope needs a different object lubed with bacon grease...

:: epador March 23, 2017 09:14 AM


ISIS Parent Abu Yaqoub al-Fransi Convinced His Son, Jihad, is Kwisatz Haderach (08:59AM)

If you think radical Islamists are a problem now, just wait. Young Jihadists are getting head start in ISIS Kindergarten. Taking lessons on chopping little Robby's head off taking and sweet little Penelope as a sex slave.

Islamic Culture, coming to un-civilize you soon!

A new ISIS video shows a French jihadist raising his nine small children to follow the terrorist group, the little girls cloaked in black abayas and the young boys dressed in military garb and ISIS caps.

The video released from Raqqa -- the ISIS capital in Syria slowly being besieged by tens of thousands of fighters from the multiethnic, multisectarian Syrian Democratic Forces -- is titled "The Islamic State: The Trustworthy Religion" and also chides Muslims enjoying Western life.

Yeah you westerners, living life. I bet most of you haven't even executed one infidel today!

Thanks to Insty 0-Pundit.

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Anatomy Teacher Goes The Extra Mile For Her Students (07:37AM)

Another case of a hot chick in her twenties raping young men.

A married Texas teacher who allegedly had a sexual relationship with a student grinned in her mugshot after her arrest.

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Image credit

Sarah Fowlkes, 27, a former teacher of anatomy and physiology at Lockhart High School, was arrested on Monday for her alleged contact with a 17-year-old student.

You can read more about how this young man was scarred for life here at Heavy.com.

Liberal commentators lamented, "He's probably a total loss to the homosexual community now.".

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She is charge with saying things, in person and in text,
designed to arouse carnal intent.  We have only the
testimony of a 17-years old boy that this is true.
Look at this Texas girl: "Good morning class," is
going to arouse carnal intent.

Prettiest mug shot of the year so far.



:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder March 22, 2017 08:41 AM

If we would have had a teacher that looked like that; there would have been many boys with 'Dripping Springs'.

:: Kafiroon March 22, 2017 10:02 AM

Dripping springs, oh yes the rite of manhood.

:: obsidian March 22, 2017 04:09 PM


Opportunity: Jarod Fogle Still Not Assraped in Federal Prison (07:26AM)

Inmate Steve Nigg will probably never have to pay for his dinner when he is released.

It seems he BTFO Jarod Fogel in The Yard. He ended up in the hole and got shipped out. But now he gets lots of fanmail.

“I am writing to thank you for the beatdown you gave to Jared Fogle,” reads one of the countless letters sent to Steve Nigg since his January 2016 attack on the former Subway pitchman at their federal prison in Englewood, Colorado.
Just imagine the perks you could get! I mean if you could read Jawa Report in prison. But I hear word gets around so we've not lost hope yet.

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He's sixty-one and still beating down the punks.
Prison food cannot be for you as bad as I have heard.

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder March 22, 2017 08:45 AM

Tuesday, March 21, 2017


Total Redneck Iowan Islamo-phobe Curiously Uses Islamic Insults (07:46AM)

Yeah because Iowans are totally known for using the old, Your mother is a whore and your father is a dog insult.

I mean, what Iowan doesn't call your father a dog?

he president of the Islamic Center of Des Moines found a threatening note among its mail Sunday morning. The handwritten note Dr. Samir Shams found called Muslims "filthy" and "vile" people. The note was signed only "Americans for a Better Way" and appeared to be written by someone who claims to support President Trump. The note made Holocaust references, saying Trump is "going to do to you Muslims what Hitler did to the Jews." It warned Muslims to "pack your bags and get out of Dodge." "We take something like this seriously," said Shams. "You never know when it could get to another level." Related:People are canceling their Iowa vacations because of Steve King's words Islamic Center
Yeah, Long live Trump! A cry often heard coming from rural areas.

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Sounds like a note written by Dr Samir Shams. Most rednecks think higher of their dogs than members of their family. Muslims are the ones that have this fascination with Hitler and Jews and the grammar isn't nearly terrible enough.

:: Dave March 21, 2017 08:39 AM

Even Rachael Maddow's "Partner" from Roller Derby Team know......Muslims write this letter to themselves......

:: KIM March 21, 2017 02:03 PM

Yahoo has scrubbed the article.

here's a working link to a tawdry progressive newsletter that
i bought from a vegan hobo on the street corner:

http://tinyurl.com/mr4k8xu

(It's USA Today, but i cannot post long text strings
so you gotta trust me.)

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder March 22, 2017 08:50 AM

Sunday, March 19, 2017


RIP: Chuck (09:32AM)

There was never any rest for the wicked.


:: Comments left behind ::

another name for rock and roll according to john lennon is chuck berry.

:: ran March 19, 2017 08:23 PM

Friday, March 17, 2017


Where's Rusty? Man Dies From Too Much Porn (03:43PM)

We tried to warn him.

The 50-year-old man's rotting corpse was discovered by his landlord, who entered his apartment to find out why the rent had not been paid for the past six months. The man, identified only by the name Joli, was found dead under a huge pile of X-rated magazines. (See pictures here.)

[...]

The cleaner speculated that the man may have died from a heart attack and fallen into the stack of magazines, which then fell on top of him. He said that if he was still conscious when the magazines fell on him, they would have muffled his cries. The man's body was so rotted when the cleaners finally dug him out that fluid had seeped across the floor and soaked into newspapers that were lying around. His eyes had also popped out, the cleaner reported.

(Source)

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His mom warned him if he read too much porn that his eyes would pop out.

:: Zimriel March 17, 2017 06:15 PM

Attn: Rusty et al: Flaming skulls for BBQ pit:
http://geekologie.com/2017/03/now-youre-talking-fireproof-human-skulls.php

:: pst314 March 18, 2017 02:01 PM

We have to presume he died happy.

:: bogsidebunny March 18, 2017 02:56 PM

Damn 6 tons is a lot of porn.

:: Brian March 19, 2017 10:33 PM

Reminds me of a case (in germany) 10 years ago (?) where a single guy (of similar age) died (heart attack apparently) while watching his tv and they didnt find him for well over a month - the tv had been on and the tube had burned out. Was commented as being welfare state kinda thing - didnt even check on him when he was missed for rent several times.

Where exactly is it that they dont even try to collect the rent for 6 months ???

Ages old case (1950s?) of the Timken heirs being recluses who were hoarders (actually tunnelling through stacks of newspapers inside their mansion-like residence) and one had the stuff collapse on him and killed him and the other dying of a heart attack immediately after.
The police couldnt even get in the door so much stuff filled the house (many many tons)

:: harbinger March 20, 2017 12:23 PM


Cross border Taliban raid goes terribly right (09:33AM)

This headline from our fearless leader Dr. Rusty Shackleford!

At least three Pakistani soldiers and eight Taliban militants were killed Friday when terrorists launched cross-border attacks from Afghanistan on training facilities of the frontier troops in Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa province, the military said. “Terrorists from across the Pak-Border attempted physical attack on Pak FC (Frontier Constabulary) Post in Khyber Agency,” said a military statement, adding that six militants and two soldiers were also killed in the exchange of fire.
Its unclear if the first three Pakistani soldiers were killed fighting with or against the Taliban.

A common area of confusion in Pakistan. Who on the one hand feeds the Taliban and uses them, and on the other hand doesn't want their favorite pets to get too uppity and take over.

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i do not know these province names,
so i cannot tell if the raids happened
in Pakistan or in India.

i haven't time or inclination to do that
auto-didactic geography thing this morning.
All that is important is that it is, for now,
still happening far away.

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder March 19, 2017 07:09 AM


Shocking News! NPR Are Russian Spies! (07:30AM)

Its Ironic how just after this story pointing out Mr. Flynn's Turkish and Russian connections, including Kaspersky Labs, NPR then runs a disclaimer about Kaspersky being one of their underwriters.

Good stuff.

Those documents were obtained from Leading Authorities, a firm that arranges Flynn's speaking engagements. It was paid more than $11,000 to arrange the December dinner event. Other documents released show Flynn was paid $11,250 by a Russian airline. He was paid the same amount by Kaspersky Government Security Solutions. The Russian cybersecurity firm is a subsidiary of Kaspersky Labs, an underwriter of NPR.
Holy Cow! I've been getting my news about Russian spies from Russian spies the whole time!

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the producers of NPR worked for the Soviets for free.
If Putin would make a speech using the words
'class struggle of the proletariat' NPR would love
Russia again. 

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder March 19, 2017 06:40 AM

Thursday, March 16, 2017


Good Gun Control: No Control Edition (12:28PM)

Sometimes less control kind of works out.

Police said he suffered an accidental self-inflicted gunshot wound to the face as a result of being run down by the car.

“He’s running away from the scene with a gun in his hand when the victims chased him in the car,” Hawthorne police Lt. Ti Goetz told KABC. “When they struck him, it launched his body up in the air and somewhere in that process, the gun in his hand fired, resulting in him getting a bullet in the head.”

Another happy landing!

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I'm not sure about that gun firing, I'm pretty sure as he was flying through the air I heard someone yell "Pull!"

:: aussietrev March 16, 2017 03:18 PM

OK, the "victims" left scene but ¾ came back later to give statements to police. I smell drugs were part of the robbery somehow.

:: epador March 17, 2017 08:34 AM

Awesomesauce. I'm thinking new Olympic sport? :)

:: Doom March 18, 2017 08:12 AM


Sandcrawler PSA: He Persisted! (07:20AM)

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

Asylum seeker who lied to authorities that he was a child before ‘raping and murdering EU official’s daughter’ in Germany attempts suicide in prison
We at Jawa Report like to see Muslims do well, better luck to Hussein next time.

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outlaw Islam.

:: greyrooster March 16, 2017 08:08 AM

Someone needs to lend this guy a hand....or rope...or gun....

:: FrustratedTeacher March 16, 2017 09:00 AM

Wednesday, March 15, 2017


Sandcrawler PSA: Chinese Democracy (09:56AM)

Rusty is visiting China, learning all about the Chinese Homosexual Community.



:: Comments left behind ::

This sounds like a scam to me.  How do they KNOW he was drunk?

:: Kevin March 15, 2017 11:52 AM

Maybe Asian pervert not drunk.....he just playing old Turkish game..."Finding Nemo".......

:: KIM March 15, 2017 01:19 PM

We asked random shoppers to try our new product.

:: Preparation H March 15, 2017 03:43 PM

Is Grey Rooster really Randy Quaid?

Some Jawa bloggers say, "Yes!"

https://twitter.com/RandyRRQuaid/status/842076315322847232

:: Odie Wan Kenodie March 15, 2017 06:53 PM

Greyrooster busy attempting to separate pond loaches from democrats. Not so easy.

:: greyrooster March 16, 2017 08:14 AM

Maybe he would have preferred "electric eels".

:: Kafiroon March 16, 2017 12:13 PM

google John Boy and Billy"s Armageddon.

:: BillC March 16, 2017 03:22 PM


Sandcrawler KihnSpiracy Theory: Kremlintrolls Troll Maddow (07:55AM)

I love Kihnspiracy!

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Tuesday, March 14, 2017


Where is Dr. Rusty Shackleford? This is Japan Edition (09:20AM)

Rusty is in line waiting his, errrrr... turn.


:: Comments left behind ::

No feminists or pussy hats there....weird...

:: FrustratedTeacher March 14, 2017 12:02 PM

Not your grandma's Dick and Jane.

:: Bamboo Dong March 14, 2017 12:31 PM

Maybe........Turkish men .....Celebrating this way for centuries.....Japanese girls just copycat idea?

:: KIM March 14, 2017 09:49 PM

Howie's dream ride comes true.

:: greyrooster March 16, 2017 08:20 AM

Japanese newlyweds only ride circumcised penis objects.

:: obsidian March 16, 2017 11:25 AM


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