Things That Make Canada Great: Everyone In Brantford Ontario Sloppy Drunk 4:45pm (Shocking Update of Irony! Hillary Sloppy by 4:30: Bumped!)

So Vinnie I hear is on vacation in Brantford, surely just a coincidence or something.

According to Brantford police, an officer was parked on Murray Street around 4:45 p.m., when he saw a man staggering towards him.


When the officer spoke to the man, he indicated he believed the cruiser was a taxi and demanded a ride home," a police news release reads. "Police attempted to located a sober person to take the man to, however were unable to do so."

That's right, not a sober person to be found... 4:45 pm... Or Paradise as we American's like to call it.

Update: So I guess when Hillary wins, her first state trip will be to... Yyou guessed it, Brantford Ontario.

Hillary Clinton campaign aides had a frantic email exchange in August 2015 over who should call the candidate to “sober her up some” at around 4:30 in the afternoon.

According to documents published by WikiLeaks, Clinton campaign chairman John Podesta emailed communications aide Jennifer Palmieri with a question at around 2:00 p.m. “Should I call her and talk this through or better to leave with you?” Podesta wrote. “I’m worried she’ll get on with Cheryl [Mills] and we’ll end up in a bad place.”

Palmieri wrote back more than two hours later with a response: “I think you should call her and sober her up some.”

Once again America outdoes our Northern Neighbor.

By Howie at 05:44 PM | Comments |

October 25, 2016

Old Bloggers.....

We can now talk about old bloggers passing away.... You know guys who blogged before blog was a weblog....

Steven DenBeste has passed away.

Steven was brilliant, a former engineer with a crackerjack mind. His old blog, U.S.S. Clueless was tremendously important in the early days of the 'blogosphere'. It is hard to overstate the importance of U.S.S. Clueless and the brilliance of his analysis. Sadly, that site went down this past week as well, when Steven's server failed. That site was immensely influential to many of us, and I am far from the only person he inspired to blog or helped along.

Anyway I read more USS Neverdock than Clueless, still.

Anyway kind of puts in perspective the news of the day, no?

By Howie at 10:53 PM | Comments |

Might As Well Go All In

Taking a break from my vacation, yes I suppose there is a difference.

I've taken the liberty of creating this here duck focus group.. we'll see what they think of all this.

Update: The ducks.. Um...... didn't care much at all.... stupid ducks.

By Howie at 01:29 PM | Comments |

October 20, 2016

War Porn: The Best Kind Edition

You know the part where Daesh folds like a wet dollar bill.

By Howie at 06:47 PM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: This Isn't The Rigged Election We're Looking For

I'm thinking Donna should have had a couple more shots before coming on.

By Howie at 07:43 AM | Comments |

October 19, 2016

Revenge of the Debates

I have a comment here, but its very very bad. So I'm not going there. Well maybe on twitter.

My prediction, pandamonium!

By Howie at 07:28 PM | Comments |