December 31, 2015

The consensus here at Jawa Report is 2015 sucked.

Which in America means that 2016 must out suck 2015. You know, our relentless drive for progress.

It seems Disney is more concerned with the fans than the story the fans love.

I'm not sure how this works but I am sure that Real Han Solo would have slapped that kid first and drug him him home by the stinking unwashed hair on his hippie head!

I sold them to the white slavers that takes these things, and…,” he said in a recent interview with Charlie Rose, before deciding not to finish the sentence, USA Today reported.

Mr. Lucas, 71, also explained why he and Disney were split on their visions for the future of the franchise.

“They wanted to do a retro movie. I don’t like that. Every movie, I worked very hard to make them different,” he said. “I made them completely different — different planets, different spaceships to make it new.”

“They looked at the stories, and they said, ‘We want to make something for the fans,’” Mr. Lucas said. “They decided they didn’t want to use those stories, they decided they were going to do their own thing. …

December 30, 2015

A reader loves my post on Russia bombing ISIS and generally everyone in Syria, save Assad.

You piece of shit, do you have any idea of Putin's crimes and human rights violations. Amazing.

So therefore the enemy of my enemy is my friend, and so much as that entails sending Jihadis to Jahannam. Knock yourself out Mr. Putin.

I'll not only get a kick out of watching it, I'll buy the flippin calendar if it helps.

Lets see which one... dum da ta dee.. dum tee dah dum..(shopping)

CAIR was thinking this was a hate crime.

The Houston chapter of the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR-Houston) today called on local, state and federal law enforcement authorities to investigate a possible bias motive for a fire at a mosque in that city.

Firefighters responded to a two-alarm fire at the mosque in southwest Houston Friday afternoon. Officials are checking surveillance video and say the cause of the fire is "suspicious."

SEE: Firefighters Battling Two-Alarm Fire at SW Houston Mosque

"Because of the recent spike in hate incidents targeting mosques nationwide, we urge law enforcement authorities to investigate a possible bias motive for this fire," said CAIR-Houston Executive Director Mustafaa Carroll, who is talking with mosque officials and investigators at the scene of the fire.

A Houston man has been arrested in connection with a suspected arson at a mosque on Christmas Day.

A spokeswoman for the federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives confirmed that the man was arrested early Wednesday, sometime after midnight, and appeared in court 7 a.m. Wednesday.

The suspect, Gary Nathaniel Moore, 37, of Houston, appeared in court at 7 a.m., spokeswoman Nicole Strong said.

According to a charging instrument released by the Harris County District Clerk, Moore told investigators at the scene that he has attended the mosque for five years, coming five times per day to pray seven days per week.

Moore told investigators he had been at the mosque earlier on Dec. 25 to pray, and had left at about 2 p.m. to go home. Moore told investigators he was the last person to leave the mosque and saw no smoke or other signs of fire when he left. He had returned to the scene after hearing about the fire from a friend.

Though the suspect said he was a regular at the mosque, MJ Khan, president of the Islamic Society of Greater Houston, which operates the mosque, said he was unfamiliar with Moore. "We are just looking into it ourselves," he said Wednesday morning after learning of the arrest.

Bless their hearts, They were only trying to help.

Story to tell the kids here.

Daily Mail:

After dragging it for some 5 kilometres, the whale was cut free from the rope and able to glide off into the water.

December 29, 2015

Schweet!

Trotwood Police were called to a home at the dead end of Atlas Road around 6:00 Monday morning.

he three suspects were caught on home surveillance outside the residence, before they kicked their way inside.

Police say two kids were asleep inside the home in the room where the invaders kicked their way in.

"Most of them woke up to the sound of them forcing entry into the home they kicked the back door," said Capt. Porter.

The suspects headed straight for the female who called 9-1-1.

"He hit me in the head with the gun 'cause I was in the laundry room," the caller stated.

The victim told Trotwood Police the suspects then demanded she lead them to "the money," and that she complied, leading them into a back room where a safe was located and two other kids were sleeping.

Trotwood Police said two of the suspects tried to steal a safe, while the third held the victim and two kids at gunpoint. They say the homeowner was able to get away and grab a gun she had hidden in the room, then started firing shots at the suspects.

"I got my gun and I started shooting and they ran!" the homeowner told dispatchers.

One suspect was killed by the gunfire, and was later found outside by Trotwood Police.

Its a total case of boobaphobia!

A woman has been brutally murdered by ISIS's female police for breastfeeding her child in public, according to witness reports.

Jawa File image of some boobs

The woman had been breastfeeding her son under the cover of her burqa, in Raqqa, northern Syria when she was spotted by ISIS's feared women police force; the al-Khansaa Brigade.

Despite shielding herself and the child from public view under her full-veil burqa, the Al-Khansaa Brigade ruled she had been 'violating public decency'.

Its not every day that someone you follow gets murdered by ISIS supporters in Turkey.

Naji Jerf, 38, was shot with a silenced pistol in downtown Gaziantep, near the Syrian border, Turkish media reported.

Mr Jerf was the film director for Raqqa is Being Slaughtered Silently (RBSS), a group of journalists who risk their lives daily to report on IS abuses.

It is the second murder of a member of the group in as many weeks, after Ahmad Mohammed al-Mousa was killed in Syria.

Mr Jerf was a vocal critic of the so-called Islamic State. He directed two recent documentaries about the group - one about the killing of Syrian activists in Aleppo, the other about the work of RBSS.

The Committee to Protect Journalists condemned the murder of Mr Jerf. "Syrian journalists who have fled to Turkey for their safety are not safe at all," said Sherif Mansour, the CPJ's Middle East and North Africa programme co-ordinator.

"We call on Turkish authorities to bring the killers of Naji Jerf to justice swiftly and transparently, and to step up measures to protect all Syrian journalists on Turkish soil."

Turkish police say they have opened an investigation.

December 28, 2015

Your vacation plans betray you.

Rahm Emanuel laid into POLITICO’s Mike Allen on Wednesday when Allen revealed the Chicago mayor’s plans to vacation in Cuba with his family over the holidays, angrily saying, "I really don't appreciate that."

Word has it that Rahn just wants to raise his family in a place more safe, prosperous and with better slums than Chicago.

December 27, 2015

https://twitter.com/_lioncaliphate

Did you know Jawas are all dentists?

Update: Add https://twitter.com/Khilafa8442 because I''m too lazy to write a new post.

December 26, 2015

https://twitter.com/yusuf_BMW_6X

Laters.

December 25, 2015

Leave us alone! We're busy!

Awesome job!

December 24, 2015

The media is reporting this story about the apparent discrimination of a Muslim family:

LONDON (AP) -- British Prime Minister David Cameron will look into claims that U.S. officials prevented a British Muslim family of 11 from flying to Disneyland for a planned holiday.

The issue is sensitive because U.S. Republican presidential contender Donald Trump has called for a temporary ban on Muslims visiting the U.S. due to concerns about extremist attacks.

Stella Creasy, a member of the opposition Labour Party, said Wednesday that U.S. officials gave no explanation for refusing to allow her constituents to board a flight from Gatwick Airport on Dec. 15, so she wrote Cameron seeking his intervention. She said there is "growing fear" among British Muslims that aspects of Trump's plans are coming into practice even though they have been widely condemned.

Sounds pretty bad, doesn't it? A family saves for a vacation to one of the biggest tourist attractions on Earth, only to be denied entry to the country because they are Muslims.

However, and ironically, one media outlet that traditionally leans far left reported some more details about the "family":

This lovely big British family aren't exactly conventional. They are two brothers – and 9 children… between 8 and 19 years old.

I'm sorry? Two brothers and nine children. All called Mahmood.

When was the last time two grown men, took nine 'kids' abroad on their own?

And since when was a 19 year old a child?

I was stopped on the way back the UK with my husband and three kids because we have the wrong surnames. And needed two marriage certificates and three birth certificates to make it through. [...]

Without any way of knowing the truth, this is what I'd have been asking myself; where were the mothers of these 9 children? Was it just that the women's place was in the home? Were they too female to fly? Or were they not needed for this family's final destination? [...]

And if it wasn't enough that two Muslim men from an extremist area of England, plus their nine children were flying together without any women, to set off alarm bells there's the fact that they have confirmed links with Al Qaeda.

Yup. Intelligence was received about a Facebook page connected to the family address, containing extremist material sympathising with Al Qaeda.

And if I tell you Tariq's brother was also detained in Tel Aviv for 8 days before being ejected from the country (again 'inexplicably' - according to his wife) would you still be comfortable getting on board with them?

The devil is in the details. But since those details don't fit the leftist agenda, they rarely see the light of day.

Another Daily Mail article mentions the age of a second "child" as being 18-years-old. In that article, one of the brothers dismisses the Facebook links to al Qaeda as being the work of hackers.

Yeah, right.

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