November 27, 2014

Sandcrawler PSA: Shut Up Kid!

Well its that time of year once again, that time when we are all reminded how little class and originality today's protesters actually have....

I'm thankful this year to still be alive! And for Rusty and Vinnie and all the other Jawas.

So the Jawas are all going to have a Thanksgiving dinner that can't be beat and we're not going to blog until the next morning. Kid.

Update: Seriously.

There is nothing better for a man, than that he should eat and drink, and that he should make his soul enjoy good in his labour. This also I saw, that it was from the hand of God.

By Howie at 11:59 PM | Comments |

November 26, 2014

Dear Facebook

If you had to suspend the same terrorist's account seven times, we at Jawa Report call that a clue.

The ISC's report identified a "substantial" online exchange during December 2012 between Adebowale and a foreign-based extremist - referred to as Foxtrot - who had links to the Yemen-based terror group AQAP, but was not known to UK agencies at the time.

After the murder of Fusilier Rigby an unidentified third party provided a transcript of the conversation to GCHQ.

The information was also said to have revealed that Facebook had disabled seven of Adebowale's accounts ahead of the killing, five of which had been flagged for links with terrorism.

This had been the result of an automated process, according to GCHQ, and no person at the company ever manually reviewed the contents of the accounts or passed on the material for the authorities to check.

GCHQ noted that the account which used the phrase "Let's kill a soldier" was not one of those closed by Facebook's software.

I mean I'm just saying, but I'm sure you're the smart people.

By Howie at 11:28 AM | Comments |

Feel Good Video of the Day: iPHONE6 Edition

The action starts at around 2:40. LOL!

Hat Tip: Pat.

By Howie at 10:43 AM | Comments |

November 25, 2014

Protesters Attack Car Get Run Over

Um, uh.....

Anyway is it just me or is yelling, "Burn it down!", incitement of some sort?

I dunno, just asking please don't burn down my village.

By Howie at 07:34 PM | Comments |

UK Report on Lee Rigby Murder Faults Facebook


Facebook was the US web firm that the UK said could have prevented the murder of Lee Rigby, according to reports, after it failed to flag a ‘graphic and emotive’ online chat to British intelligence services.

The Intelligence and Security Committee (ISC) criticised the company for failing to flag a conversation in which killer Michael Adebowale told another person to kill a soldier, though members of the committee as well as David Cameron have refused to name it. A number of media outlets have now named Facebook as the site at the centre of the allegations.

The ISC said that if the site had told MI5 about the threat, the killing “could have been prevented”. If the exchange in December 2012 had been picked up, Adebowale would have become a top priority for the security services, the report said.

Facebook said that it guards against terrorist content appearing on the site.

"Like everyone else, we were horrified by the vicious murder of Fusilier Lee Rigby,” a Facebook spokesperson said. “We don’t comment on individual cases but Facebook’s policies are clear, we do not allow terrorist content on the site and take steps to prevent people from using our service for these purposes."

Which is pretty much a bald faced lie. We find that while those who oppose Islamic Terror groups are regularly harassed and banned from Facebook terrorists and their supporters find a safe haven.

Its unclear if this is because facebook fears backlash from groups such as CAIR accusing them of Islamophobia or if its part of the "Watch Only" policy that intelligence agencies espouse that actually end up being harmful in the long run. Recruits are drawn in at a much higher rate than they can be monitored.

Although now they Cyber Jihad has expanded to such a large extent from the days when Jawa Report was created that a take down policy and interfere policy would be too little way way too late.

A quick check of Facebook today show that Islamic State supporters are still on Facebook chatting away promoting IS and terrorism unmolested by the so called Facebook moderators.

134 Islamic State "likers"

So Facebook can't find the groups with ISIS, ISIL in their name?

(suspended even by twitter) Not Facebook

That took me two minutes, with time I'm sure there is more. And I don't even use Facebook anymore.

By Howie at 02:01 PM | Comments |

Meanwhile in Kazakhstan

A tiny minority of misunderstanders of Islam are training to slaughter the Kuffar, that's you and me in Islamspeak.

New horrific evidence of ISIS embroiling children in their religious war has emerged. Refugees fleeing the fighting in the battle-stricken border town of Kobane, Syria, have told of how ISIS fighters are beheading children in their bloodthirsty siege; whilst in Kazakhstan, ISIS have released a propaganda video showing children being trained as fighters


Kazakhstan has banned the video.

n response to the video, the Kazakh Prosecutor-General's Office issued a statement on November 24 saying that it was taking legal steps to prevent access to the video, to deem it illegal, and to prohibit its distribution in Kazakhstan, citing the country's Communications Law.

The video "showed Kazakh citizens residing in Syria and involved in fighting with a terrorist organization. An investigation showed that the content of the video is aimed at the promotion and justification of terrorist activity," the statement said.

"According to Kazakh law, propaganda and justifications of terrorism are prohibited. In order to avoid legal consequences, the Prosecutor-General's Office warns of the need for the strict observance of the law and urges [people] to refrain from disseminating the banned film or individual scenes from it," the statement added.

The video, which has English, Russian, and Arabic subtitles, invites viewers to "meet some of our newest brothers from the land of Kazakhstan" and shows a group of Kazakh nationals taking part in a training camp. A Kazakh militant then explains in Russian that these men are new recruits to IS.

At posting there are at least 5 copies on internet archive.

I've embedded one below the fold.

Read More "Meanwhile in Kazakhstan "
By Howie at 11:58 AM | Comments |

Coming Soon: The Blessed Release of The Biography of Samir Khan

So apparently the next issue of Inspire will be about the life and times of Samir Kahn.


I can give you a short rundown.

Samir Khan blogs from mommy's basement.

Jawas utterly destroy Samir's blog.

Sammy gets all pissed and goes off to Yemen. While in Yemen Samir uploads an issue of Inspire from a friend's house. Shortly afterward a drone strikes said friend's house.

So Samir called in an airstrike on himself!

What an effing retard he was.

By Howie at 10:58 AM | Comments |

Caption This: Double Agent Dr. Rusty Shackleford Edition (Fatwas Issued!)

Caption this image of a gravity challenged Jihadi.

Fatwas will be issued.

Fatwas Issued!

The I Will Cur Ur Neck Fatwa issued against Bubbe for

Hey!! That is Rosie MacDonnell.
The Devil Will Do Meetballs From Your Body Fatwa issued against Kafiroon for
If you do not put meatballs in my McGriddle, I will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart!
The Why U Insult Holly Koran? Fatwa issued against Really? for
Allahu Aklard!

By Howie at 08:06 AM | Comments |

November 24, 2014


Sorry, Commies, the grand jury doesn't issue an indictment against Darren Wilson.

So there. Nyah.

By Vinnie at 09:30 PM | Comments |

Stupid Voters Fire Gruber

So far Johnathan Gruber has had to eat about $300,000 worth of crow.

State Auditor Beth Wood, a Democrat, decided to terminate Gruber’s $200,000 contract late last week, according to a timeline of work done for North Carolina by the health economics professor at Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

“Gruber’s comment that it was all right to mislead people to get a desired outcome that he favored led our auditors to determine he had at least the appearance of an independence impairment,” Bill Holmes, a spokesman for the auditor’s office, told WRAL-TV.

...Gruber’s comments also led to the termination of his $400,000 contract with the state of Vermont. He was paid $160,000 before Gov. Peter Shumlin, a Democrat, decided to end the contract.

Hey Gruber would you like a little Ketchup on that crow?


By Howie at 02:01 PM | Comments |

Obama Out To Fire Every Honest Man in His Administration

I mean Stalin sure as hell would have never tolerated these kind of open public contradictions and by golly Obama doesn't have too either.

A few days ago Chuck Hagel was warning Americans that our military capability was being threatened and now Obama is forcing him to resign. Sounds like Hagel might be a little too honest for this administration:
Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel will step down from his position at the request of President Barack Obama, who is seeking to reassure critics of his foreign policy with the move, a senior administration official confirmed to CNN Monday.

The New York Times reported Monday that Obama is expected to appear in the Rose Garden on Monday to announce Hagel’s resignation, having asked him to step down last Friday.

The move, White House officials told the Times, was meant to acknowledge that the new national security threats facing the nation — most notably the rise of the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria — call for different capabilities than those possessed by Hagel.

By Howie at 11:13 AM | Comments |

Trolio Trolio Where For Art Thou Trolio?

You might recall our faildox troll MyDeadJawa?



One way to find out if someone is behind your death troll is to look at said troll's activity when bad things happen.


Famous last words you know.

Thanks to those who know who they are, I didn't even have to lift a finger.

By Howie at 10:16 AM | Comments |

November 23, 2014

Sith Ladies Sing!

Sith Lordettes? Sith Ladies? Sith Duchesses? (mumble not evil enough mumble)

Sith Mistresses!

Yeah that's the ticket.

By Howie at 08:49 PM | Comments |