February 05, 2016

Friday War Porn: ISIS Truck Bed Edition

Bet he won't call dibs to ride in the truck bed again!

(Hat Tip: Weasel Zippers)

By DMartyr at 04:37 PM | Comments |

February 04, 2016

Somali Jet Suicide Bombing Works Perfectly
Or 100% Proof Allah Hates al-Shabaab

So perfectly in fact that it must be the will of Allah that only the terrorist died and every other person on board survived.

A wheelchair bound suicide bomber may have been responsible for the explosion which tore a hole in the side of a jet in Somalia, investigators have said.

They said the suspected terrorist, thought to be part of the Al-Shabaab Islamist group, may have faked a disability to bypass security checks at Mogadishu airport.

The suspected bomber is also thought to be the man who was sucked out of the plane after blowing a hole in the fuselage, shortly after the plane filled with more than 70 passengers took off from the Somali capital.

The man who fell from the plane has been named by local officials as Abdullahi Abdisalam Borleh, 55, from Somaliland, but they did not confirm if he was the suicide bomber.

So who's side ya think Allah is on? It appears not al-Shabaab's side at all.

By Howie at 07:18 PM | Comments |

Trump Wader!


Jawa Report has of course endorsed Trump because of his favorable treatment of our spice mines on Kessel.

Vote Sith! Vote Lord Trump!

By Howie at 07:03 PM | Comments |

ISIS Savage Child Abuse Continues

Sigh, I hate these.....

in a new video purportedly released by the Islamic State, an ISIS boy soldier of African descent beheads an official with Jabhat al-Shamiya, or the Levant Front, for failing to implement sharia law. According to international terrorism watchdog group Terror Monitor, the victim is an alleged "religious jurist" named Muhammad Tabsho. Terror Monitor further reports that the boy executioner has been identified as the son of Abu Darda, who was killed by a United States airstrike in Aleppo, Syria.


In the video the boy executioner informs the U.S. in English that ISIS will "destroy" the rebel groups it supports in Syria, like the Levant Front. The Levant Front is a coalition of Aleppo-based Syrian Civil War rebel factions formed in December 2014. It is made up of Islamist and apolitical organizations all with the goal of overthrowing Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad. Addressing the United States further, the boy executioner says, "You can’t escape from coming on the ground. I wish I meet on you on the hills of Dabiq." According to Islamic eschatology, Dabiq is where the Muslim version of Armageddon is prophesied to take place. ISIS is trying to draw the United States and its allies into a ground war at Dabiq to force the fulfillment of this prophecy.

Jawa Report as obtained a copy of the video from the usual places.

We'll make a fun uncensored copy available by request only. (HERE)

(images below the fold, one is graphic so don't look at it, nor do I recommend watching the video really. But if you must.

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By Howie at 02:49 PM | Comments |

AQAP/ISIS Leader Jalal Baleedi Droned

Open leadership position!

ADEN (Reuters) - Two suspected U.S. drone strikes killed 12 Islamist militants overnight in southern Yemen, residents said on Thursday, including a top al Qaeda commander who may have been the new leader of Islamic State in Yemen.

One strike killed six men in a car traveling in al Rawda city in Shabwa province, a remote desert area where al Qaeda militants are believed to be operating. The province has been targeted by drone strikes this year.

By Howie at 09:26 AM | Comments |

Good Gun Control: Cops Edition

Ohhhh ohhhhh!. Shot dat mofo!

I hope there was enough in his pockets to cover the cost of the bullet.

By Howie at 08:55 AM | Comments |

February 02, 2016

WISIS Experiences Technical Difficulties

I was just tuning into ISIS radio.

U.S. airstrikes in eastern Afghanistan killed 29 ISIS fighters and struck the terrorist group's FM radio station, signaling American forces' continued military action in the war-torn nation -- albeit against a different entity that brought them there in the first place.

The strikes occurred Monday evening in Nangarhar province, according to Ataullah Khogyani, a spokesman for that province's governor. Khogyani said the 29 killed included eight ISIS members who worked on the group's radio and online efforts.

Until then, ISIS propaganda could be heard on the radio station in Nangarhar's capital of Jalalabad. Khogyani said the U.S. strikes not only hit the radio facility but destroyed the Islamic extremist group's internet equipment.

All I got was static.

By Howie at 12:00 PM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: If Your Plane Makes Emergency Landing in Somalia

It really is an emergency doubleclutch.

By Howie at 09:34 AM | Comments |

Cornhole Watch Justin Nojan Sullivan aka TheMujahid

Enjoy Federal Pound the Muj in the ass prison.

Justin Nojan Sullivan, the Morganton teen who was charged by the federal government on June 19, 2015, with helping the terrorist organization ISIL, was indicted by a Burke County grand jury Monday afternoon in the murder of 74-year-old John Bailey Clark.

Clark, of 5576 Rose Carswell Road, was found buried in a shallow grave in his yard Dec. 18, 2014, after officers from the Burke County Sheriff’s Office attempted to locate him at his residence during a welfare check.

Officers went to Clark’s home and found the door to his residence unlocked. They also found what appeared to be a blood trail and drag marks coming out of the house. A more thorough search of the property led to the discovery of Clark’s body buried in the yard, according to a press release from District Attorney David Learner.

His apparent cause of death was multiple gunshot wounds to the head from a small-caliber firearm, the release said.

Continued investigation of the case led to 19-year-old Sullivan, who also lived on Rose Carswell Road with his parents, the release said.

Looking at the victim its good that Muj is going to Federal Prison and none too soon because Mr. Clark might have had connections on the inside if you catch my drift.

Anyway he'll make a cute girl by prison standards.

ISIL support indictment here. Complaint here. DOJ presser here and below the fold.

Hat Tip: Treadstone.

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By Howie at 09:06 AM | Comments |

February 01, 2016

Jawa Iowa Caucus Results

I'm going to go ahead and call Iowa for Cruz.

I hope I'm right, I'm taking an awful risk upsetting Vader.

Cruz 28%
Trump 24%
Rubio 23%

The rest can pack it up.

Update: Hillary takes Iowa by the skin of some pre-pledged delegates. I'm not sure how this works but Bern got Berned. Clinton takes 24 delegates Sanders 21.

But looking overall Clinton already has 409 delegates to Sanders 34.

On the Republican, or less corrupt side, its Cruz 8, Trump and Rubio 7 delegates.

Carson holds three delegates he could pledge, Paul and Bush one each.

By Howie at 09:12 PM | Comments |