December 09, 2016

Jawa Christ-O-Hannukah Special

I'm going to hell, aren't I?

By Howie at 10:25 AM | Comments |

Regular Guy John Glenn Goes to Heaven

So, now who do little American kids pretend is in the rocket with them?

An authentic hero and genuine American icon, Glenn died this afternoon surrounded by family at the Ohio State University Wexner Medical Center in Columbus after a remarkably healthy life spent almost from the cradle with Annie, his beloved wife of 73 years, who survives.


He, along with fellow aviators Orville and Wilbur Wright and moon-walker Neil Armstrong, truly made Ohio first in flight.

To me John Glenn was one of those guys who made it cool to be smart. The kind of person a young boy might include in his dreams. An aspiration, proof that it can happen.

It CAN happen.... RIP John Glenn.

By Howie at 07:30 AM | Comments |

December 07, 2016

Reader Love Mail: Omar Omar Where For Art Thou Omar Edition

A dear reader describes Jawa Report.

you're all bigots, Islamophobes, and losers.
Dude you don't need that comma with and.

What, are you trying to take my crown as King of the Random Comma?

By Howie at 07:49 AM | Comments |

Pearl Harbor Day 75th Anniversary

Short Man almost made it..... God Bless America.

By Howie at 07:46 AM | Comments |

December 05, 2016

Fidel Castro Pushed Into Grave

He's dead a buried.

The vehicle carrying Fidel Castro’s remains during his funeral parade broke down yesterday. Soldiers had to push it through the streets.

How symbolic! What could be more fitting, given the broken down nature of the antique Cuban state produced by Castro?

By Howie at 11:14 AM | Comments |

War Porn: Coalition airstrike destroys Da'esh headquarters building near Mosul, Iraq.

Daeshing through the snow, in a one horse open B1b.

O'er the hills we go, bombing all that way! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Sing it with me!

By Howie at 10:05 AM | Comments |